Why
Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
1.
The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
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2.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.
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3.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.
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4.
A dog's parents never visit.
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5.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
get your point across.
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6.
Dogs find you amusing when you're
drunk..
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7.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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8.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If
I died, would you get another dog?"
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9.
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.
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10.
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
without calling you a pervert.
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11.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't
get mad. They just think it's interesting.
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And
last, but not least:
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12.
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
stuff.
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To
test this theory:
Lock
your wife and your dog in the garage for an
hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see
you.
